e-stalkage

when you hound someone on the net and want to love them up real good!

(inchat)
*elsiemazco sits around and cries for danielsan and cries!

by nunski June 21, 2004

status stalker

An individual who obsessively "likes" and comments on the Facebook statuses of certain members of their friendslist, no matter how mundane or lame the status update might be. They often employ empty flattery or praise, smiley emoticons, and weak jokes, all in an effort to curry favor with the other person--or, in the case of male status stalkers, as an attempt to get into a girl's pants.

Will's become a status stalker in a powerfully lame attempt to score some tail.

by sappyscurry May 14, 2010

Accidentally Stalking

The act of learning information about a person because of thing posted on a third web-page or face-book wall. This is usually followed by the mentioned information being referenced later, and the person not realizing that what they said was viewable by non-friends. Thus leading to the incorrect assumption that that they were being stalked.

Jill Posts-I need a vacation.- Viewable to Steve's News-feed.
Jane comments. You should totally come with my on mine. I'm going to Costa Rica!-Also viewable by Steve

LATER
In an unrelated post later Steve asks about Costa Rica Trip
Jill-That trip was a secret! How did you know!
Jane- How did you know about my trip?! STALKER!

Steve-WTF? It was on my Feed! It was Accidentally Stalking at worst!

by Yeah. This happened. November 1, 2010

German Stalker

the enlarged state or condition of erectile tissues or organs, esp the penis, when filled with blood,
An Erection.

oli: oi dad i have a german stalker its so scary
dad: er is that code for something
oli: what would it be code for?
dad: that you're hard...
oli: shit.

by kinkycouple March 7, 2011

Doctor Stalker

A christian beadles music video: one who watches one from a distance

dddddd doctor stalker

by jhdajfnsfs July 31, 2011

Light stalking

Photography. (Makes reference to photogrpahy being the capturing of reflected light.)

I use a Canon camera for my light stalking.

by Photo1 January 27, 2019

shalkore

A term for someone with a small penis.

Dude, that guy is totally shalkore in the pants!

by Benny November 10, 2004