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Sports scrub

All shitty bum at sports who talks shit like they are the best but really sucks at the sport they are claiming to be a goat at.
Listen marcus, you are a sports scrub, never mention sports again in your life you suck!
by Jaygotdajuice30 April 6, 2017
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Sports announcer

Somebody that might one day say something that might backfire while trying to play up to somebody's ego.
The fans wanted to see their home team win the game, but even the most die hard fans were saying Would you stop sucking the guy's dick? to the announcer after he called the athlete the Cock of the Walk. Yeah, the guy isn't getting paid to say nothing, but even if he wants the world to know how attractive he thinks the guy is, why would he do it in a sports arena? That's as bad as proposing at a sports arena or stadium. People watching the game are watching the same game as the sports announcer, they don't need everything inflated to excess or done to excess to enjoy a game.
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021
mugGet the Sports announcermug.

jolly good sport

a man that used to have a trampoline but now is a professional cup pong loser
by riodej October 10, 2019
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EA Sports

by A retarded person November 3, 2020
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Sports

the vague concept of moving your body to achieve the goal of making kids cry
Dad: Hey son, lets play some sports
Son: OK
Dad: (pulls out belt)
by GetReadyEpicGamers238 February 3, 2019
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wind sports

Farting on or being farted on for sexual pleasure.
I thought we were just going to do some wind sports but he followed through.
by templehoffer October 26, 2012
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Nissan rogue sport

A “heterosexual male” that lives in New Hampshire that also drives a Dodge Ram dually, that he bought from his mom’s husband. Usually nicknamed “Brandon” is a foul-mouthed heathen that contributes nothing to society.
Oh, there goes another “Brandon”. Oh, you mean a Nissan rogue sport driver? Yes.

That’s very kind of him supporting LBTG+ by driving a Nissan. Right you are.
by Greatness almighty January 20, 2024
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