Will smithing

"will smithing" aka "pulling a will smith" is the act of over reacting to something after seeing that your wife is unhappy about it (even if at first you didn't seemed to care), sometimes even resorting to physical violence, shouting and being overall meme worthy.

a: "bro did you saw the oscars last night? Jada Pinkett's cuck husband pulled a will smith on Chris Rock"
b: "dammm really? Will Smith be will smithing"

by Daniel Falso March 28, 2022

stething

Using a stethoscope on oneself or another. Can or cannot be a sexual act, depending on the individual. Alternating periods of exercise and rest are used to create variations in heartbeat, and noticeable defects such as arrhythmia and heart murmurs are exhibited.

I found out my girlfriend was secretly into stething. Now I don't know if she loves me for me or my M.D.

by Herr_Doktor_Hier August 19, 2011

somethink

What chavs, idiots or complete spacs say when they mean "something". No one really knows how this term has got about but it is shocking that everyone thinks the word something is "somethink". Simon Cowell uses it.

Chav: "Do you think I am thick or somethink"
Normal person: "yes" *Staps Chav in the face with a blade*

by Greenfly September 12, 2006

Southington High School

A crappy school located in Southington, Connecticut known for its football team (under the leadership of Coach Mella, currently under investigation for using school funds) and drug problems (especially pot and alcohol). Due to this, all the bathrooms smell of marijuana and makes the surrounding rooms stink up. Not much teaching is actually taught there, as most of the teachers have given up on the dumbass students or just don't feel like it. Yet somhow everyone passes. Fire alarms randomly going off, lockdowns, and heating problems are no surprise, especially in the winter when it can be brutally cold and snowy outside. It takes in all the kids from Hartford becuase surprisingly, their schools apparently suck as much as ours.

Southington High School sucks so much, I had to be the first to define it.

J: Where do you go? I'm from Manchester.
S: I'm forced to go to SHS. It sucks balls.
J: Ooh, bummer.

by JohnSample from Southington July 29, 2009

somethingism

The beliefs held by an individual who credits the existence of God(s) or a higher power, but does not subscribe to the specific religious beliefs held by any particular faith or institutionalized religion.

John: I don't go to church, I don't pray, and I'm not religious, but I believe in some kind of a higher power. Is there a name for that?

Steve: Yeah, it's called 'somethingism.'

by Nefftyda October 14, 2008

Zach Smithing

The act of putting in more time and effort in to not doing work when it would have just been easier to actually do the work.

Maybe if I spend more time zach smithing, I too can get an Obama phone.

by BGP! October 25, 2012

somethink

(Australian) Something. Used by bogans. Sign of Mental deficiency.

"youse wanna go down the street or somethink"

by Happelshmatz September 4, 2005