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yeah, dude. soccer.

when someone says something that:

a) you don't care about

b) dont know anything about

or when you walk up to people in the middle of a conversation and you want to add your 2 cents.
mike: "hey, stan! get this! yesterday, me and my guild totally went to ICC 25 and pwnd the lich king!"

stan: "yeah, dude. soccer."
by yeahdudesoccer March 4, 2011
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Pretentious Soccer Prick

Someone that has risen to the pinnacle of soccer affluence. Risen so high that said person can, at will, make others feel inferior to him/her when discussing details about “Football”, “Footballers”, “Football Franchises”, “Football Fans” or any item relating to “Football Matches”.

Acronym: PSP
Jon, can you let me know what the "scarf like" thing that the Liverpool fans are holding up is called? Well Jason the thing is called a Scarf, you moron. Well thanks for clearing that up Jon, you Pretentious Soccer Prick!
by Semi-Retarded Alcoholic February 11, 2010
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Finger Soccer

A game in which two males take turns flicking one another’s testicles with increasing intensity. The first one to give up looses the game. Common to locker rooms across the globe
I just won a game of finger soccer, now my balls hurt like hell.
by Wittyusernamehaha January 15, 2022
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sexually frustrated soccer mom

a middle aged woman that appears happy and satisfied on the outside with her minivan and ivy league kids, but on the inside is deeply supressed and insatiable which comes out in her sex life or lack thereof.
kristina: hey, don't you think becca looks like a sexually frustrated soccer mom?

katie: why yes i do, check out those old lady ballet flats and knee skirt. plus, the gay man on her arm!
by ira. May 30, 2007
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Tonsil soccer

She played tonsil soccer with my balls last night, man
by Bruce Bruce August 14, 2014
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shower soccer

The act of kicking semen down the drain after ejaculating in the shower.
The drain is clogged again because Timmy has been playing shower soccer like he's in The World Cup.
by Scotty Maple December 6, 2014
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Dick Soccer

When two guys go back and forth anonymously harassing each other using their smart phones in a shameful attempt to prove who has the bigger Dick.
That computer salesman would rather get caught up in playing Dick Soccer than make a sale!
by PMAALLDAY December 12, 2014
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