slippery midget

When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.

"Yo, we took Kenny yesterday and gave him a Slippery Midget and he shot across the lake."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

Turkish Slipper

A turd laid to look like a well known piece of Far Eastern footware.

Watch where you are standing, there's a Turkish Slipper on the floor.

I'm just off to lay a Turkish Slipper

by Sgt. Rock February 15, 2004

Slippery Poops

Another name for diarrhea.

Tell mom that Billy has the slippery poops.

by Mladen04 August 8, 2008

Slipper Ripper

just a fat little chomper stomper that you eat on if your a boy from minnesota trying to get that skoal or grizzly

"hey man can u hand me my tin i wanna pack a Slipper Ripper"

"whatcha eatin on dude?"
"just a little Slipper Ripper chipper nipper"

by pierre zwod 08 February 4, 2009

slippery paul

The act of a man putting his big toe in a ear and then rubbing it in the vaginal opening.

Damn I can't believe he performed a slippery paul on her last night!

by alatafa gina August 6, 2016

slippery bastard

Lyle Brown. The most greasy person Alive

Lyle Brown is a Slippery bastard

by Nickdolte August 1, 2017

Cock Slipper

Johnson protection during sex season.

Ben triple-stacked his cock slippers before spearing Britney.

by Beegee December 3, 2007