National sit on lap day

On March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

exp: why you sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

Bert Kreischer sit-ups

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023

Sit

Is to place your fat ass on something big enough for it

I really wanna sit on something, I’m so tired I could sit anywhere

by Stupid idiot boy July 4, 2023

sit-and-sigh

A gathering, function, or just spending fun time with people whom you care about, and who care about you, such as family, friends, boyfriends, girlfriends, etc.
It's just a fun, relaxing time that you spend with those of whom you love, and if you're relaxed and comfortable, you let out a contented sigh.

For Thanksgiving, this year, me and my family had a Thanksgiving sit-and-sigh.

by howling lupa December 5, 2013

sit

Shortened from “situation”.
Shortened for seemingly no reason other than comedic effect.

“Bro, what you doing in this sit?”
“I don’t know, bro.”

by Motastic July 25, 2024

Sitting Hick

When a couple eating in a restaurant chooses to sit next to each other in a booth or table leaving one side completely empty.

Originates from how hicks sit next to each other in their truck with out the space in the middle.

Look at that couple over their sitting right next to each other instead of facing each other.
I know right I hate when I see people sitting hick...its weird.

by Melbot September 30, 2012

Sitted

The correct version of "sat" or "seated" definitely the better version and correct version

My cat sitted on me when I was doing my yoga

by Gothic puppets March 16, 2022