Single

Strategically independent never guessing love ever.

Im single because I’m using strategies to be independent and never guessing what love means ever

by Stevetheboss07 January 9, 2025

Single

Heather

Marc: Hey are you single?

Alex: No my name is Alex
Marc: ooh my bad thought you were someone else

by Duchess91 April 11, 2018

Single

Is what I am

Underage for most girls is also what I am

Single

by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021

single rider

Usually a situation a man in a relationship has a side hoe, where they pretends to be single, and these two people hook up in his car.

J: I heard he’s single
A: What? No he’s not
J: oh, so he must be a single rider

by DevenLG October 10, 2017

Not a single fuck

When somebody really just...well, doesn't give a single fuck about what you say or what you do.

When someone gives absolutely zero fucks about anything, a total hardass.

Not a single fuck was given when he got shot in the leg.

When he got knocked the fuck out last night, he got back up, not a single fuck was given

by TheWarHorse100 June 29, 2019

single mom season

It's when broke dudes start hitting single mothers inboxes, with hopes of capitalizing on large income tax refunds.

My friend is single most of the year except when she gets her tax refund. I smile and say it's single mom season again.

by Glenn Roberts March 26, 2022

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025