Kent Simon

Someone who is a Kent and also a Simon

Kent Simon is an alpha chad

by KSKSKSKSKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS January 5, 2021

Simon

Simon is the gayest white monkey on earth

ur a simon

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain February 1, 2024

simons..wifeyy

Ah yes. There is simons..wifeyy. They don’t like Sam and Peter shippers.

Ugly hater🙄: boi what the hell boi
Simons..wifeyy: whatever. You’re just an ugly hater🪓🍞😡

by Schnapples.supremacy September 9, 2021

Simon hutsie

Simon Hutsie is an alpha man. He gets all the bitches turned on. Even your mom, and your dad. He also has made a lot of profit in BitCoin and he owns a lot of horses for their semen

hey yo, is that a Simon hutsie? I could never get him

by annabe2e June 15, 2022

Simon

A person that finds art in everything living and breathing. Peeing in a bucket is a form of art. Dislikes "football" being referred to as soccer. Got that my daddy will sue you look going on. Looks up definitions for words on google. Hopefully he will look this up :)

Thinks that he's right whenever he opens his mouth.

"That person just took a shit, wow incredible" Simon would say.

by idksomeonerelevantlol November 29, 2016

Simon Cowell

❌

Simon Cowell is ❌

by iminhellplshelpahhh March 15, 2025

Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022