Solar powered Sex dictionary who is an avid collector or coke cans and an oasis bottle fanatic. Concerned with fancy words with questionable place in 21st century dielectric, but maintains their importance all the same. Sometimes growls for reasons unknown but it is possibly used as a ‘thinking sound’
by RLO7 March 7, 2023
Get the Simonmug. Cool dude with cool accent. He has much story to talk about, you can find an old soul in him and if you have an old soul too you guys gonna talk for hours about deep stuff. He is fun, sarcastic, cute and a good friend. He is not humble at all and he is mean sometimes. What else...
A good listener a good responser :)
A good listener a good responser :)
Simon is the coolest
by Thecurlyhead June 21, 2020
Get the Simonmug. by Your cousin, dickhead a.k.a ri August 10, 2018
Get the Simonmug. Simon is a guy that obsesses over younger kids and gets themselves into trouble. Watch your drinks around them because if you aren't careful you may get a bit dizzy and wake up naked in a Simons bed.
be careful Simon is here
by lalaljpod November 22, 2021
Get the Simonmug. A very competetive person that has a big cock and is a chick magnet likes to hang out with his friends. He can also be nice to his friends and family.
Good person Simon
by The Cooler Than The Coolest July 20, 2021
Get the Simonmug. by vcgtfcdgfg February 5, 2017
Get the Simonmug. A Simon is a person with a huge pp. it’s as long as an anaconda and as thick as a soda can. A Simon will also fuck your girlfriend. Tip: if you have a girlfriend and a friend named Simon, keep them apart cuz he will slay her pussy.
by DoobleShit July 31, 2021
Get the Simonmug.