Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Shart

A fart that goes wrong…followed by a wet shit!!

Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!

by raj13 January 14, 2023

Shart

Shitting a dart

When your shit is so hard it feels like you’ve torn yourself a new asshole

Woman 1; are you okay ? you don’t look so good
Woman 2: no, I’m not, I shart-ed myself and I’m still having contractions

by dela lama January 26, 2023

shart

rephrased/ rephrasing to shit

that sped kid over there has a huge shart streak in his underwear

by wuspopping February 15, 2023

Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited

that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches

by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023

slip shart

The act of slipping in the shart that dripped down your leg on to the floor

Man Holden sharted so much it dropped on the floor and don slipped in it. It was a slip shart

by Holden D. Snuts December 3, 2022

Shart

when shart when shart when when when me when i me when men explode and I no longer see the life in my eyes that once glistened and the only thing standing is my shart in the golden bowl..... if I'm lucky

"Oh shart oh shart!"
"Shat?"
"SHART"

by anonymous December 4, 2022