Stop scrolling

"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.

Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."

And then the dog came in.

by TesTy_DaBlockz July 8, 2024

stroll scrolling

The act of staring at your phone while you are walking

The man fell into a manhole as he was distracted stroll scrolling

by heykody November 3, 2024

Dork Scrolling

Endlessly scrolling Dex and Pumpfun for the next runner.

I’ve been Dork Scrolling all day and haven’t found shit.

by KodAyden November 8, 2024

Phantom Scrolling

When you doom scroll for so long on YouTube shorts or TikTok that you randomly break out in scrolling motions throughout the day, though you may not even be on your phone.

Friend 1: Bro snap out of it. You are phantom scrolling the air.

Friend 2: Huh…oh dang whoops.

Friend 1: That’s gotta be more addictive than cigarettes. You need help.

by Jitskin March 4, 2025

Phantom Scrolling

When you doom scroll so much, you no longer watch YouTube shorts for entertainment, you just do it because you are addicted to the scrolling motion. Excessive exposure may result in endless scrolling through any app that has shorts, including but not limited to LinkedIn.

Please help me. Seriously, this is a cry for help. I’ve been doom scrolling so much that now I am now phantom scrolling.

by Jitskin March 9, 2025

Phantom Scrolling

When you scroll too much on YouTube shorts or TikTok, that you no longer scroll for the point of entertainment, but rather because you are addicted to the scrolling motion.

Guys I just caught myself phantom scrolling on LinkedIn shorts. This is a cry for help, someone help me.

by Jitskin March 22, 2025

Goon Scrolling

Gooning whilst scrolling on P-Hub shorts

Can't believe Timmy was goon scrolling in Samas class

by Goon Scroller August 20, 2025