jesus saves, but satan rocks 

the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."

dude, i know that jesus saves, but satan rocks!

jesus saves, but satan rocks by memorybabe September 11, 2011

spawn of satan

Water in a glass in which cigarette butts have been left over night.

"Awww, what the fuck is this? Shit, it smells - oh God I'm gonna puke-
It's just the spawn of satan Jerry spilled."

spawn of satan by gunslinger666 October 17, 2010

Barney Satan 

The most handsome human on earth and girls fall for him SO easily and love his 17-19 inch dick.

Jacob is such a barney satan

Barney Satan by Shaggy Jacob October 25, 2016

get behind me satan 

The eagerly-anticipated (I say that about all albums that I like... hmm...) 5th album to be released by blues-rock group The White Stripes. Hits stores June 6th, 2005, while the first single, "Blue Orchid", hits stores May 29th.

"Get Behind Me Satan" is a reference to an old Negro spiritual, therefore the new White Stripes album will probably go back to a more bluesy base.

get behind me satan by strong badian April 29, 2005

Church of Satan 

The most evil place of devil worship imaginable. Their terrible site is www.churchofsatan.com.

The Church of Satan is a place of devil worship and human sacrifice.

Church of Satan by ScienceBurt January 20, 2020

sad satan 

1. A kid who has terrible ADD

2. A game/movie addict

3. Starwars fan (or occasionally a "Starwars Battlefront the game" fan)

4. Someone who masterbates often

"Oh no, sad satan wont stop playing that game! And im not sure if he even knows what he's doing!"

sad satan by cheese man123 August 24, 2005

Pop Satan 

Part of a rap song from the friendly neighborhood crack head Stewart.

"The world is mine Pop Satan, I stole it away from you.

Pop Satan by Jill1806 January 22, 2009