chlycomitisondro syndrome

if your name is “summer” or “mia” you’ll most likely have chlycomitisondro syndrome. periodttt point blank sis 💅🏽 !

anne: “they’re weird what’s their names?”

lucas: “mia and summer.”

anne: “oh makes sense. they have chlycomitisondro syndrome, of course they’re weird.”

by miaod07 October 6, 2019

Wisca Syndrome

The WISCA Syndrome Why Isn't Sam Coding Anything. When a programmer is in the design phase of program construction and the boss who doesn't code enters wanting coding to have already been started.

My boss is suffering from WISCA syndrome.

by ZMentor May 17, 2018

Ben-Syndrome

The face where your eyes are further apart then normal and you just look like a downy

that faggot over there has ben-syndrome. just look at that face

by benisaretard May 24, 2018

dirty syndrome

Stealing peoples chromosomes and dealing them like drugs...

Dealer- Wanna buy some cwomeasomes

Man- nah but damn you’re savage because you’re committing a dirty syndrome
Dealer- BOWH BOWH BOWH
Man- SHHHH WE’RE GONNA GET CAUGHT

by Dick Cheeze Demario March 20, 2018

Instaleg syndrome

A neurological syndrome characterized by unilateral or bilateral numbness of lower extremities while sitting on the toilet for long period of time reviewing social media. This may in some cases extend up to and including your buttocks and perineum.

Hey dude, get off the shitter or your gonna get Instaleg syndrome!

by Dr Gasman May 13, 2016

HGTV Syndrome

The impetuous urge to renovate, sell, or buy a house to fulfill a burning desire of aquiring a dream home.

*Up next a brand new episode of Property Brothers*
Jen: I love this show! I want to redo the kitchen and bathroom! But then we'd have to do the living room and change the wall paint. Ugh! I just want to redo the whole house.

Adam: You just have HGTV Syndrome...Oh wow I would move for a yard like that.

by insertacatchynamehere September 9, 2016

Chris Syndrome

when your computer don't work

oh god you have Chris Syndrome

by xjessellison November 27, 2020