Kill switch

A kill switch, every doomsday machine has one, I guess. It's the last resort off button, and a huge plot device. Robot going crazy? Kill switch. Inator foiled by a teal platypus? Kill switch. Machine gains sentience and greatly dislikes it? Kill switch. It's that easy!

"Bro, help! My vacuum is turning on me and becoming evil!"
"Does it have a kill switch?"
"Uh... no?"
"It was nice knowing you."

by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023

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one-two-switch-a-roo

The action of putting one's dick into a vagina whilst having one's testicles inside another vagina. Said vagina often has to be previously penetrated in order to be open enough to welcome the above-mentioned testicles.

"I had these two girls over and I pulled a one-two-switch-a-roo"

by noirline November 12, 2017

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Intention Switching

Lying about previous intentions to try and seem more innocent in a current situation.

“I wasn’t trying to call them a slut, I swear!”
“Benjamin Franklin Debrosse Michelangelo Zée Smith Johnson! You posted 5 xeets about her fuck’n 100 men! Don’t start that intention switching, now!”

by NERASER June 4, 2025

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cuttin a switch

going into boredom just because too old now

jon was cuttin a switch

by jackonotjacko October 11, 2017

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Switch ass hitta

Someone who switches up on his actions, emotions, or feelings when exposed to different social setting.
Someone who switched up on his friends for some tail.
Someone who claims they do a certain action always and then does the contrary.

Hunter is a switch ass hitta for not watching the bachelor with his friends
Kiesling was being a switch ass hitta for throwing a party then not wanting to drink

by Jon B Zeller February 28, 2024

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