a) verb: Completely up a creek without a paddle.
b) noun: Furry creature not suitable for sustainable living. Often ill-spoken, or scrambled mentality leading to incomprensible thoughts usually shared with innocent others. Usually seen in the midwestern United States, and considered extremely dangerous, especially behind the wheels of an automobile. Extermination is likely the only solution to the ongoing swany issue.
b) noun: Furry creature not suitable for sustainable living. Often ill-spoken, or scrambled mentality leading to incomprensible thoughts usually shared with innocent others. Usually seen in the midwestern United States, and considered extremely dangerous, especially behind the wheels of an automobile. Extermination is likely the only solution to the ongoing swany issue.
a) I went on a hike in the middle of the country, and when i got back to my vehicle, my car wouldn't start and my cell phone had died. I was swany.
b) Clint was at a bar and a swany character came up to him. Clint was immediately iritated by extreme douchiness of character's ramblings.
b) Clint was at a bar and a swany character came up to him. Clint was immediately iritated by extreme douchiness of character's ramblings.
by The Rambling Wreck January 15, 2009
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2. Shaun: hey did u see my dunk on wednesday?
Mikel: fuck yeah man that was Swank!
mikel: swank! thats funny shit
2. Shaun: hey did u see my dunk on wednesday?
Mikel: fuck yeah man that was Swank!
by michael loader/shaun bolch February 19, 2008
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That fucking swank fuck, when he walks through the door its like all eyes on him, with such swagger and his charming ways with the ladies. Man i wanna be a swank fuck.
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Get the swancy mug.Similar to the well known "Swamp Ass" Swank Ass is where a person of whom is wearing fine attire, whether it be suit or dress, has built up enough sweat in the lower region to rival that of The Sundarbans Swamp Delta. (That's a massive fucking swamp, for your info)
See: Swank: stylishly luxurious and expensive.
See: Ass: a person's buttocks or anus
See: Swank: stylishly luxurious and expensive.
See: Ass: a person's buttocks or anus
"Care to dance Jeffery?"
"It appears I can't Madam, my motions are inhibited by a gruesome case of swank ass!"
"It appears I can't Madam, my motions are inhibited by a gruesome case of swank ass!"
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