patrick stump fan

Patrick stump fan: is a socially awkward human being exept when it comes to defending Patrick stump. They think Patrick stump is a tiny marshmallow of cuteness and love how short he is.

Patrick stump fan: Patrick stump is so little I love it

Pete wentz fan: isn't he the bassist for fall out boy?

Patrick stump fan: *turns head slowly* EXCUSE ME?!? Pete wentz is the bassist for fall out boy, Patrick stump is the lead singer and he's my little marshmallow of adorableness and if you say otherwise you're DEAD!!

Pete wentz fan: *slowly walks away*

by SAVE ROCK AND ROLL January 2, 2017

Cunt stumper

Bumps on a cooch otherwise known as krabs

Fuck you little cunt stumper

by That waffle June 5, 2018

Donald Stumped

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.

Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Stephen Stamps

Type of person that watches his own parents homemade porno tape.

Stephen stamps is a pussy boy

by 5 liters of oil March 15, 2019

strategic 'Stamps-spending

Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.

I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

darrin stumpf

The gayest man you will ever find. He is old and smelly. If you see him beware he may lick you.

WATCH OUT HERE COMES DARRIN STUMPF

by Wreckitralph13 June 18, 2019

Shit Stump

The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.

"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."

by Kyzore November 20, 2019