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squirtle-squirtle

A word used to substitute "shut up". This has dervied from men who used to play pokemon, a popular tv-show. They were tired of one of their friends talking and they said "squirtle-squirtle."
"Yo squirtle-squirtle!!!!!!!"

"Yo squirtle-squirtle b***h!!!!!!!!!
by Omar Jones April 6, 2008
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Squirtleing

when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
Max:Dude, whats squirtleing.
Lucas: Bro, you don't know, it's when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
by lil guillermo April 9, 2019
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curry squirts

Burning Diarrhea resulting from consumption of spicy Indian food such as curry, by unsuspecting white people.
Dude 1 : Hey bro that Indian food was the bomb let's do lunch.
dude 2: Naw man I still have the curry squirts from the last time I had Indian my ass is bleeding.
by spankington October 19, 2008
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SquireMuldoon

Biggles' second cousin
"I say Biggles, whatever happend to that second cousin of yours?"

"SquireMuldoon? Well patsy, old chap he's working for the Germans these days dont you know!"

"Really, biggles? Good Lord!"

"right you are patsy, right you are..."
by Elbonio May 4, 2004
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Squint your ears

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.
You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.
by icwish August 7, 2012
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squinter

A person that looks good from a distance, but with a closer look (or via SQUINTING), is revealed to be much less attractive. Often confused with beergoggles, but is not a function of alcohol, only of unsatisfactory distance. First coined by John M. in 1998
I was at a club last night and saw this hottie across the dance floor. But when I was about 10 ft away from her, I saw she was a squinter so I bailed.
by Ddorfjt January 25, 2008
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the squirts

A slang term for diarrhea ~ runny poop that comes shooting out of your asshole often accompanied by a fart and sometimes unexpected.
I have a tummy upset, I'm suffering with the squirts real bad.
by d_girl August 10, 2006
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