Squirt Sponge

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.

Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.

by BillyBarou February 27, 2024

bump squirt

A Bump Squirt is said when a man needs to orgasm quickly due to an urgent matter. It is usually uttered during vaginal or anal intercourse. It can also tell two people to hurry up because of an urgent concern. It means one more bump or thrust and then cum, Now!

Bump Squirt! My dad is coming up the stairs!
Hey you two in there! Bump Squirt! I need to take a shit!

by What’s up! November 21, 2024

South Saharan Silly Squirt

The act of nutting on someone's forehead, and calling them "Simba."

Ted- "Yeah, Greg gave her the good ol' South Saharan Silly Squirt last night."

by Wabbitseason April 15, 2025

Generous Squirt

A Rhode Island term meaning ejaculation of seminal fluid.

I just did a generous squirt last night

by Kugeln September 27, 2018

Squirting troft

When she ruins the bed sheets during sexual activities ...take her to the ole squirting troft she can splash splash in the waterin hole

Go down on her take her to squirting troft ...

by SumthinlykaBigdeal October 30, 2020

Antarctic reverse squirt

A sexual or nonsexual act of inserting an icicle made of urine rectally or vaginally while in an upright position. The goal is the receiver imagining impalement, thus vomiting from the imagined trauma.

These hot flashes suck, I wonder if Billy will pee off the roof and give me a good Antarctic reverse squirt.

by CarrieAnneMywaywardson November 22, 2024

Squirt

Codename for red/agricultural diesel, commonly used when referring to refueling a vehicle required by law to run only on clear diesel/DERV.

Dal: "Pat, can you fill the magic carpet with squirt mate. I've just finished a squirrel and I need to clean up some swarf before I collect the kipling"

by Pat the builder April 28, 2020