swiffer ripper

A girl thats a ripper and you know that you should'nt be messing with her, but she cleans shit up!

Are you still messing with that swiffer ripper? Yah, but at least my house is clean!

by Acorn Jones May 5, 2007

sniffely

the state of having the sniffles. Being stuffed up from a common cold or other sickness. May cause having to breath in through the nasal passage often, or else blow your nose.

I've been sniffely all week because of this cold I have.

by Rachel B. August 23, 2007

Swiffer Wet Jet

The act of doggy style penetration from behind in either the anus or vagina of a woman or man on hard wood floors. One pulls out moments before ejaculation and points ones penis at the floor roughly below the face of the target. One then cums and pulls the hands of the person receiving coitus at the same time. Slamming there face into the ejaculate and mopping up the ejaculate with their face and hair.

Zach- "She was giving me hell about cleaning the floors in my apartment so I swiffer wet jetted her right there."

Joey-"She give you anymore lip?"

Zach- "No apparently cum and blond hair do a pretty good job..."

by GasPumpGiver October 21, 2010

Snuffer

A Conspiracy Theorist who believes that Obama is secretly plotting, or otherwise planning a proposal that would require mandatory "End of Life Counseling" for senior citizens every five years. Similar to a birther.

A rumor mostly passed by Freepers, but debunked by Snopes.

Crazy CTer: "Hey, I heard today that not only was Obama born in Kenya, but he's also planning to make Senior Citizens have end of life counseling, in order to pressure them into euthanasia, every five years!"

Ignore the snuffer. Common sense is not their forte.

by DashEvil July 29, 2009

snifter

A man or woman who scratches their ass then sniffs it.

"Did you see that? That guys a snifter!"

by badassbooda October 10, 2008

Snuffer

A man who sniffs a penis up his nose and it pokes his brain causing a reaction that makes his arms shoot up into the air and he yells "ShizMonkNickFuckAssBitchNizz!"

Comes from the laten word cat~fucker.

The man was such a Snuffer he was called a bitch.

by jim July 8, 2004

snuffery

The state or act of being snuffed ("to be snuffed"). Derived from the lexicon of the Nicolas ("Nick") Cage cult-classic, 8MM, wherein 'snuff films' are described as a delicious four-way street of pornography and necrophilia.

Tina Fey's scar makes her look like she narrowly escaped snuffery, which was apparently administered in vain by Dr. David Snuffington.

by Deddy Dixon October 16, 2007