Shank

a combination of masturbating while taking a shit
Shiting and Wanking

I just caught Fred shanking to a cosmo mag

ooh dam i just put some cream on the chocolate pie

by Shoe Boot October 16, 2008

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

shank

the most baller alcoholic beverage EVER. made by the mix of vodka and the most g drink, sunny, motha fuckin, d. Loved by kids and collage students around the world. ever.

Dam girl, this shank is making you look fabulous

by Dethkock August 5, 2010

Shanked

When someone sneaks up behind you, pulls your pants down and shoved their thumb up your rectum.

You’re not going to believe it, I was talking to brother and he told me his mate got shanked the other day.

by shankbrothers September 30, 2023

shankative

the act being a shank. as in you having the ability to kill people by just saying shankative. now if u say this theire entrails will spill out on to the floor

holy shankative my entrails!!

by smexy poop November 8, 2007

Shank

Shank is a handsome, chocolate, intelligent man. He has a great sense of humor. Simply gorgeous

Don't you wish your significant other was like Shank

by candycaramelbbw November 29, 2016

Towel-Shank

The act of wrapping up a towel then smaking someone with it.

Don't make me towel-shank you

by Tavi/PinkPowderCandy April 1, 2024