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bi-stoner

like those who are bi-polar, bi-stoners can't decide how they feel.

bi-stoners will be notorious for their use of marijuana, but when asked to join in a routine sesh may claim to have "quit." have no fear, they'll be back to using soon enough.
sean: yo paul, you and melissa celebrating 420?

paul: nah man, she doesn't blaze anymore

sean: she's a fucking bi-stoner man, you gotta watch out for those bitches.
by mary fucking j May 10, 2011
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Stoner Jihad

A fictional domestic terrorist cell located in a suburb of Dallas, Texas. These fearless freedom fighters live and die by the Stoner Jihad code that is to protect and benefit from the great cannabis plant.
Lets go smoke with some of those Stoner Jihad niggahs.
by Jordan the thunder penis July 26, 2008
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Stoner Boner

When a stoner (smoker of herb) sees so much marijuana they become sexually aroused.
"Tom picked up an ounce of oj cush last night man"
"Niiiice"
"Yeah it gave me a stonking stoner boner!"
"Mann just shut up and smoke thaaat"
by Mr Nice111 September 12, 2011
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Stoner-Boner

completely heterosexual boner that a dude gets from watching an evan stone porn movie.
Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.
by The Grim-Job March 22, 2010
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the sooners

The best team ever. People like the Texas Longhorns have nothing better to do than sit around and insult OU because they are jealous of OU.
Longhorn: OU sucks Me: ok well if OU sucks than UT must really really suck since they lost 4 years in a row to the sooners.
by OU rules January 10, 2004
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scone

a rude barbie-style girl, only interested in make-up, boys, hair products etc. Other features: lack of intelligence, balanced by high confidence. scones can usually be seen in groups.
person 1: i didn't realize she's a scone until i saw her crying over her broken nail.
person 2: rly? but we saw her taking chicken buttface photos of herself with her teddy bear a week ago.
by ralyyy April 1, 2010
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Stoner

one who uses drugs because one is actually DEDICATED to the certain drug. usually marijuana. One level above recreational drug user. One level below drug addict.
guy 1:yo i'm a stoner
guy 2:word
by gostupid December 7, 2006
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