Saddle Bagging

When a gentleman is wearing short shorts, banana hammock, mankini or other skimpy lower wear and has each testical out each leg. Like a saddle bag on a horse or motorbike.

I'd wear my daisy dukes to the BBQ but am always Saddle Bagging 'em and it looks like two bald chicken heads gasping for air.

by Underpants man June 12, 2025

Sadder Ballser Delivery

Sadder Ballser Delivery definition means delivering and rubbing your own dirty ballsack (a male) on your homies (also a male) face when they’re sad, depressed, or angry in hope it will cheer them up by doing so.

Most attempts fail and only make them angrier or sadder but it’s still worth the shot to make them happier.

Johnny saw his homie, Howard depressed so he decided to give him a Sadder Ballser Delivery.

by crybabyno.4 July 8, 2025

saddleite

Da "watcher from da sky" employment-position dat Pegasus moonlights as whenever he's not serving his Greek associates down on Earth itself.

Pegasus must be a good saddleite --- i.e., observer from high above --- 'cuz they've even named a constellation after him.

by QuacksO August 21, 2025

Saddo

An overweight female who is not happy unless she is making other people sad, miserable or causing general chaos in a Government job.

The Saddo is attempting undermine the project by spreading gossip between same team members.

by noiamnotkiddingidontlikeyou August 25, 2025

Saddle blasted

Vigorous unglatation of the midsection while straddling/riding. A show of domination during cotius. The result is an overpowered show of strength leaving the recipient drained and humiliated.

My tinder date "saddle blasted"my dick so hard, I may never be able to have sex again.

by Matdakis September 16, 2025

Saddle sore puncher

Rough and tough true blood horse riding professional cowboy that rides and competes in rodeos, typically drives a lifted truck, is likely to offend city folk, keeps a rifle in his truck for hunting and keeping livestock safe (eg: killing coyotes), breaks women's hearts, and lives a rough country lifestyle.

"I'm a saddle sore puncher in a buckle I won I'm sure to break your heart one day"

He Ain't a Cowboy -Casey Donahew 2019

by Def_not Jenny_jennerBLA October 24, 2025

Saddo

Losers who might prey on young people or children

Get a life saddo

by BenHudson December 6, 2025