instead of one man having to sleep on the floor when sharing a hotel room, one may be under the sheet while the other is on top of it. this way the two will never touch.
by will38373830 March 23, 2007
The Midori Rule (named after Sou Hiyori, or Midori, from the hit game Your Turn To Die) is a policy applying to fictional characters, where if you find them physically attractive but they're personality is disgusting or they've done something unforgivable. The rule dictates that said character can hit it once, and then you will kill them.
Person A: I really hate this character. They don't deserve redemption, killing those orphans is unforgivable.
Person B: but they're attractive..
Person A: Yeah but they're a piece of shit
Person B: I plead the Midori Rule
Person B: but they're attractive..
Person A: Yeah but they're a piece of shit
Person B: I plead the Midori Rule
by catb0y0uma November 04, 2020
Said when you're happy or exited. An alternative to saying "I love life!!!" Also a song from Le Tigre.
*Teacher gives Billy his test*
Billy: I got 100?!?! Mediocrity rules!
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Mom: Alex, we're going to the arcade!
Alex: Mediocrity rules!
Billy: I got 100?!?! Mediocrity rules!
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Mom: Alex, we're going to the arcade!
Alex: Mediocrity rules!
by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016
During the game of Beer Pong, one must finish their drink that an opponent has thrown their ball into before throwing their own ball.
by BDubs77 June 09, 2015
When someone fails to understand the essential part of the statement (misses the point) and rather points out an error in that statement.
Intervention: *Trying to get through to Timmy that family is everything, and you need them.
Fam: Back when QweZey was in trouble with the law, he came to us for help. Not his boy Alex, us his family. When shit goes down TImmy, remember family is everything.
Qwezey: I actually did call him, but you guys got to me first.
Fam:*glare- *85% Rule bruh, 85% rule
Fam: Back when QweZey was in trouble with the law, he came to us for help. Not his boy Alex, us his family. When shit goes down TImmy, remember family is everything.
Qwezey: I actually did call him, but you guys got to me first.
Fam:*glare- *85% Rule bruh, 85% rule
by linear_terms January 28, 2019
by Jay's Wing January 02, 2019