Rape robot

Noun

(1) A machine or device that is programmed to rape.

(2) A beer fuelled German boy unable to control the urge to hump on things.

(3) A forum moderator that bans unsuspecting victims.

That rape robot has banned me again, i bet he just wants to touch me!

by Barry Ahmed July 18, 2011

Rape Talker

Literally, one who uses talk as a form of rape. This rape is more of the emotional variety, like a holiday family gathering. You don't want to be there, you don't want to talk to those people. But you do anyway, with a smile.

The rape talker just walks up to you and starts talking, even though you have gone out of your way not to talk to him (avoided eye contact, did not respond to what he was saying, etc.)

"Man, I wish that damn rape talker would stop coming over here and bothering me, I just want to do my job!"

by Godfrey Tha Don February 24, 2012

Rape Love

when you love another person but the other person doesn't love you back. Just like rape only one of the two people are active.

Guy 1: Matt sure won't let go of Becky.
Guy 2: Yeah it sure is some rape love.

by JizzleHizzle December 3, 2013

rapebomb

A large, orifice seeking projectile, covered in rusted spikes and coated in poisoned honey. Upon impact the weapon inflates, much like a Puffer Fish, as to prevent removal.

AHHHHH my ass! It's been rapebombed. Hurry! Get it out before it blows up.

by Merklin the wizard. January 22, 2014

Rape-Jected

When someone gets rejected without their consent.

I got rape-jected last week when john asked a random girl if she would like to date me.

by Authentic Sal February 20, 2017

rape truck

A truck that looks abandoned and is usually white and small.

Stay away from the rape truck parked on the side of the road!

by Kcole007 April 3, 2017

raped by jesus

when jesus comes down with spider people and rapes your grandma in the ass true fact if you commit too satan prepare the aking

i felt jesus in my ass i think i was raped by jesus

by dic kin ya momma bith April 20, 2017