slag rag

Mouldy, torn bit of flannel used post-coitally by dirty slappers for 'mopping up' various copious liquids after incidents of explosive sexual union. Used predominantly by a Samantha (hehe).

Having blown him off but miscalculating the arc of his sexual effusions, Mary reached for her slag rag and wiped the residual bollock-chutney from her cheeks...

Pass us the slag rag, will you? There's a good lad.

Jemima: "gosh, what I really need now is a slag rag"
<Goebbels passes Jemima a slag rag>
Jemima: "Thanks, Goebbels"

No, I said use the hand towel to dry your face, not the slag rag!

by Dave, my Slave October 16, 2008

doo rag

a ridiculous looking peice of cloth that black people wear on their heads

yeah man hand me my ridiclous looking peice of cloth.. i mean my doo rag!

by yo mama biznatch January 9, 2005

Cunt Rag Mother Fucker

This describes the most fucked up person you will ever meet.

If someone is a Cunt rag Mother Fucker...
they are being used to wipe up vaginal waste from a period. And will never aspire to anything

Your a cunt rag mother fucker arent you?

lets roll that cunt rag mother fucker

by Cheeeseman69 April 4, 2009

Cunt Rag

A rag used by women to wash their vaginas..

"Your a fucking Cunt Rag"

by Tim Shady May 16, 2005

rowdy rag

Rag used to clean the mess up after masturbation.

My rowdy rag is hidden between the mattress and box spring.

by Andrew Stump June 28, 2005

piss rag

a little shithead

goodman, stop being such a little piss rag!

by Rosie O January 3, 2009

chewing rag

When your underpants decide that its too cold outside and retreat to a place thats warmer - your arse crack.

Jesus, these pants must have shrunk in the wash or something, i'm chewing rag a treat!

by MJ October 26, 2003