pulled a jack warner

To pull a Jack Warner is to pull out of something at the last minute.

You: So what time are we meeting him?
Me: Ahh we're not anymore he pulled a Jack Warner 10 minutes ago.

by Spaghetti1245 July 17, 2009

Pulled Beef

The male penis, post ejaculation, in the refractory period. Often a flaccid or semi-flaccid state.

After a marathon wanking session, Jeremy laid back and admired the shrimp paste on his Pulled Beef.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Pull a Suárez

To pull a Suárez is to sacrifice yourself in a disastrous situation to slightly reduce the odds of failure of the ones around you.

Coined to honor Luis Suárez whose intentional handball in the 2010 FIFA World Cup Quarterfinal against Ghana did get him a red card, but helped Uruguay stay in the tournament. They went on the win that match on penalties :)

Adhiraj: Dude if your girlfriend brings her weird friend along, I am NOT gonna hook up with her.
Faateh: C'mon man, pull a Suárez for me.

by house_md_fan5 July 7, 2010

Pulled a Trump

When you tell a lie with a straight face knowing full well what you just said isn't true. Basically you're full of shit and just pulled what you just said out of your ass. When even your lies have lies.

Girlfriend: "I'm always ready on time!"
You: you know you just "pulled a trump"

by EL Barbaro Lives July 17, 2017

Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)

To pull an Ashlee Simpson:

1. To make a fool of yourself by getting caught doing a deceptive or untruthful act (such as lip syncing) and blame it on external circumstances such as acid reflux disease, a drummers timing pressing a button, track performance order etc. To pull a genuine Ashlee Simpson one must "do a hoedown" (or some similar bizarre and out of place act) once caught.

1. That dumb bitch just pulled an Ashlee Simpson!

Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)

by Vladimir Poontang October 16, 2007

WOAH CALM DOWN JAMAL DONT PULL OUT THE 9

jamal almost pulls out the nine but his friends stop him

WOAH CALM DOWN JAMAL DONT PULL OUT THE 9

by IFEEL LIKE GUCCI IN 20056 October 16, 2020

puller

A man or a woman that has the ability to attract the opposite sex without effort

Ron Gilbert is a puller

by Ailee September 25, 2003