A promo can mean a segment that a wrestler from a wrestling company will produce. A promo is a way for a wrestler to vocally attack whoever the promo is directed to. They are often shown inside the wrestling ring, with some promos held in various parts of the arena. This will help the person try to get the upper hand, unless the opponent burns the other
Promo from Monday Night RAW (January 2011)
CM Punk: Wow, everybody, it's John Cena. He comes out here every Monday night, he's excitable, he throws his hat at somebody, everybody loves it. I am so impressed at how you do that. You get all these people to believe you're that friendly, smiling, everyday man, when I know the truth. And the truth, John Cena, is you're thoughtless, you're heartless, and above all else, you are dishonest. I'm sure there's millions of people worldwide, including yourself, that would love to believe this is over a spilled diet soda, but John, this goes way beyond my spilled diet soda. Yeah. John, you were fired from the WWE. You were gone. You gave a very tear-inducing speech in the middle of the ring about how you finally get to see your mom and hang out with your little brother, and you said you were gonna go away. You were gonna be a man of your way, but what happened? You came back later that night, and then you came back the next week, and then you came back the next week, showing all of these people who aren't intelligent to see through your facade what I have known all along—that your word is absolutely worthless.
CM Punk: Wow, everybody, it's John Cena. He comes out here every Monday night, he's excitable, he throws his hat at somebody, everybody loves it. I am so impressed at how you do that. You get all these people to believe you're that friendly, smiling, everyday man, when I know the truth. And the truth, John Cena, is you're thoughtless, you're heartless, and above all else, you are dishonest. I'm sure there's millions of people worldwide, including yourself, that would love to believe this is over a spilled diet soda, but John, this goes way beyond my spilled diet soda. Yeah. John, you were fired from the WWE. You were gone. You gave a very tear-inducing speech in the middle of the ring about how you finally get to see your mom and hang out with your little brother, and you said you were gonna go away. You were gonna be a man of your way, but what happened? You came back later that night, and then you came back the next week, and then you came back the next week, showing all of these people who aren't intelligent to see through your facade what I have known all along—that your word is absolutely worthless.
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Boy: I promise i'll stop making fun of you.
Girl: Thanks
Two days later.
Boy: Wow! they don't make'em any dumber do they?
Girl: Thanks
Two days later.
Boy: Wow! they don't make'em any dumber do they?
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Get the Promise mug.Drama pertaining to Prom among highschoolers, usually Juniors and Seniors. "Proma" can be can be about a variety of topics including but not limited to: Finding a date, turning down a date, saying yes to a date just to be "nice", deciding who will be included in the limo, and having an after party.
Katie: I think he's gonna ask me but i just don't know! I hope not i would totally turn him down. I want to go with the perfect date! Someone hinted he was gonna ask me but what if he changes his mind?
Nikki: Geez you just have so much Proma! Just say yes!
Nikki: Geez you just have so much Proma! Just say yes!
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Get the Proma mug.A combination of "emoticon" and "promote." Describes being "promoted" by an important person in your life by getting emoticons from them in their texts and emails to you. In other words, you've been elevated from the lowly category of professional contact, acquaintance, or casual friend into their inner circle, where they feel comfortable enough with you to use emoticons. Not to be confused with demoticon.
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Get the promise land mug.A person, usually one of the female variety, who comes off as a major slut at a prom party by either:
1) Wearing a very skimpy, inappropriate dress
2) Dancing in a very sexual manner with partner
3) Stealing other partners
4) Fucking around during prom, or
5) All of the above.
1) Wearing a very skimpy, inappropriate dress
2) Dancing in a very sexual manner with partner
3) Stealing other partners
4) Fucking around during prom, or
5) All of the above.
Girl: Oh my god, look at that girl, she is dressed like a total promstitute.
Boy: Oh dude, did you totally see that promstitute dancing in the techno room? I'd totally tap that!
Boy: Oh dude, did you totally see that promstitute dancing in the techno room? I'd totally tap that!
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