potato

short for the word potato-head

hey did you hear about the new mayor getting elected?
huh, what mayor?
Mayor Gay Lord who transferred power from former Mayor Jenny Talls
OHHH, I'm a potato

by EL SEXO GRATIS September 16, 2023

Forest Potato

a 'DOTA' player who focuses on killing 'creeps' in the forests for 90% of the match's duration. People under this category usually have very poor gameplay skills, and relies on forest due to its low level of concentration. This often leads to moments of intense 'shittalking' and making fellow team-members 'emo'.

"That forest potato started foresting at lvl 1 and still has no good items!"

"That Bloodseeker does nothing but forest and doesn't gank, we even lost tower because he 'pulled' early! Stupid forest potato"

by I-Make-Kids-Cry-in-DOTA February 19, 2009

Mashed potato chin

The fat underneath the chin most notably seen when one lowers their head.

Damn she's got a bad mashed potato chin. Did you see it when she was looking down?

by LJ Mic June 24, 2009

Clunge potato

A man who, instead of going out with his friends, will simply choose to stay home with his girlfriend all day.

Thus simulating the laziness and buzzkill of your average couch potato, but for different reasons.

Is Jonny comin' out tonight man?

Na he's bein' a clunge potato, as per.

by derpa1234 April 1, 2011

Ass Potatoes

Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."

I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!

by Paul Hate May 22, 2011

funeral potatoes

A casserole consisting of shredded cheese onions frozen potatoes and other ingredients .Served at lunches after funerals and holidays.

My mom used to make the best funeral potatoes, The relief society had her number on speed dial

by lcthatch November 7, 2014

no potato

When you not mad you got rekt at something

Just got rekt in game of league. ggwp no potato

by Hip_on_the_know April 2, 2015