coach potato

someone who spends most of their time watching TV and doesn't exercise or have any interesting hobbies. Such a person spends most his/her free time sitting or lying on a coach.
My hubby is killing me; he never socializes. He's never asked me to go out; he's a coach potato.
by Iyad Abdelrahman March 29, 2008
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potato chip

- a person who's in front of the COMPUTER all day.

another version of the word couch potato (w/c means in front of the TELEVISION all day.)
- Oh you little geek, you've been chatting and browsing the net for 12 hours straight! You're such a potato chip!
by CyberJake June 06, 2006
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;_; Time for Potatoes

Whenever you blow something up, have BBQ or generally make someone else pay for wronging you it's ;_; time for potatoes.
"Oh no little rebel, you walked across the street without looking both ways, looks like we're going to have to kill you and your family ;_; time for potatoes."
by codybitches May 11, 2008
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potato fever

Daisy instantly fell in love with that Irish man, she has got the potato fever!
by dessskris April 25, 2018
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potato hair

what they tell you is in your french fries....looks like a pube hair....
girl: OMG THERES A PUBE IN MY FRENCH FRIES!
chashire: NO ITS A POTATO HAIR!!!!!!
girl: A PUBE!!!!!!
by whateverdoesitmatter October 02, 2006
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couch potato

One who watches excess amounts of television
It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato
by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002
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shirt potatoes

j, i would say that your female friends respect you, but aren't likely to reveal their shirt potatoes to you unless they are in a real "what the hell" mood
by jklp November 08, 2006
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