poopalotasaurus

a person who frequently poops massive amounts of excrement

Lindsay was in the bathroom for an hour. She is a poopalotasaurus.

by poopyfacemcgee May 2, 2012

Poop Apnea

Poop Apnea is a bowel movement disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in breathing during a bowel movement which can last up to 30 seconds. They are presumably due to the act of pushing to assist the bowels. Sometimes the apnea, or pause in breathing, is accompanied by a grunting sound, but the most common indication of poop apnea is the loud exhale and subsequent (also loud) inhaling during or after the bowel movement.

This person in the stall next to me needs to have their poop apnea checked out. I find myself listening for them to inhale again and wondering is this the day they stop breathing and I have to call 911.

by lemmiewinks September 26, 2012

Poop Swiggle

A word to call people to just annoy them when you feel like the moment is awkward.

During Awkward Silence-
Guy- Hey Chris, your a Poop Swiggle.
Chris- grrr

by Poop Swiggleton May 21, 2013

Poopadelic

Adjective 1: Annoying, Irritating, Obstructive, Bias.

Usualy used in a situation but can also be used as a name. (Nown)

Person 1: "Im SO bored!

Person 2: "I know! This class is SO Poopadelic!"

Person 1: "LOL At Your Life!"
Person 2: "You are such a Poopadelic!"

by MeatyOreGaming July 29, 2013

Poop Zen

The state of general well-being after taking a massive dump

After evacuating his bowels, Bill felt Poop Zen.

by Dr4v4n October 1, 2013

Poop dart

A small amount of feces located in the tip of the penis after unprotected anal sex. It is typically ejected at high velocity during urination immediately following the sexual encounter.

Dude, I shot a poop dart clear across the bathroom after I fucked Tara in the ass last night!

by Uncle anus eater January 16, 2014

poop chops

When you make "mashed potatoes"out of your shit to prevent the toilet from clogging.

Johnny didn't want to clog the school toilet so he engaged in making poop chops

by clairvoyant nightmare May 17, 2014