Pocket Rocks

Rocks that are placed into someone's pants pocket so the ensuing result is sure drowning
Joe: "That Billy guy is a real douche bag"
Michael: "You should give him pocket rocks and push him into a pool"
Joe: "Great idea, then he would drown!"
by SauceOverloads August 10, 2012
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Pocket Meep

Your inner self and your imagination. Litterally a little fluffy ball of fur that is whatever color you want. Males have an "antenna" females do not. Only says meep.
The pocket meep poked it's head up over the side of her bag and greeted everyone with a very loud "MEEP!"
by TheOriginalPocketMeep July 23, 2012
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pocket guy

the perfect guy...usually someone you have yet to meet but whose known attributes fit your criteria of your soulmate...this is the person who gives you hope that "the one" still exists
Lilly has never found "the one" but knows that he is out there because someone like Nick (who she knows has certain attributes she looks for) exists. Circumstance prevents Lilly and Nick from meeting, but also prevents Nick from falling in her eyes.

Nick is Lilly's "Pocket Guy."
by pk, ns, lj, mj, ss August 01, 2008
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Crotch Pocket

The fly in boxer briefs that can also be used as an inconspicuous pocket in which to secretly store items.
He hid the swiss army knife in his crotch pocket so his enemy would not descover it.

"Dude, where are we gonna hide the ganji?".. "Put it in your crotch pocket."
by slobobski April 07, 2010
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Pocket Porn

Porn or Nude photos stored to your mobile device
You would not believe all the pocket porn Alissa has!
by hushhushtech December 07, 2013
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Pub pocket

The loose change that accumulates in your wallet during a night out on the town because its easier to pay with notes, rather than count out coins.
my pants are falling down from all the pub pocket.
by fgl January 19, 2005
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dick pocket

n. 1. another name for pussy, 2. a jerk
Man, that guy is such a dick pocket.
by Susannah_ September 09, 2007
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