Definitions by fgl

The Hoff 

1. Popular nickname for David Hasslehoff, the god like entity who surfs the net righting wrongs & solving world hunger.
2. A man like no other.
3. The individual commonly parodied in chain emails.

Timmy: "The Hoff" saved the whales from deforestation today.

Sally: I love "The Hoff". He saved my kitten from british underground bombers

The Hoff by fgl August 25, 2005

Pub pocket 

The loose change that accumulates in your wallet during a night out on the town because its easier to pay with notes, rather than count out coins.

my pants are falling down from all the pub pocket.

Pub pocket by fgl January 19, 2005