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Potato Pump 

When you take a potato and peel it into a phallus. The potato can then be used as a sex toy. Different variations include a horse-shoe shape that can be used for double penetration. After use the potato can boiled and eaten.
Person 1: I heard that ranga plays with his food if you know what I mean...

Person 2: Yea I heard they like to do the potato pump.
Potato Pump by Mr . Angry June 6, 2009
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Potato Quality

When some one says "Dude was this recorded with a potato?" they mean that the quality of the film is shitty.

People often use this term in gaming as-well.
Dude! was this fucking youtube video recorded and rendered with sony potato 14?
Stop having potato quality equipment!

Jesus Christ Dan! Get a better PC You noob! I'll rek You 1V1 IRL M8

Stop playing with your potato pc to get a advantage with war thunders fucked up graphics settings man!
Potato Quality by OrgasmicLarry March 29, 2015

Potato Salad 

a salad made with potatoes. PRETTY TASTY!

Potatoes with a salad, who woulda thought of that??
Guy 1: Hey man i made potato salad!
Guy 2: SICK BRO!
Potato Salad by 1 Cool Guy February 26, 2020

Potato Masher

The potato masher was/is a British wording for the German Army's Stielgranate 24. It was used by every the entire Wehrmacht.

Due to it's shape and appearance it was called potatomasher by the British forces. The video game Call of Duty 2 features this fact. Interestingly the Soviet Red Army's soldiers are calling the stick grenade potato masher also.

Nowadays the German Modell 24 Stielgranate is one of the most easily recognized WWII small arms.
In the USA the Stielgranate is collected like stamps by some collecters. Especially the US soldiers returning home took one or more home with them as a "Souvenir out of the Reich".
Call of Duty 2 example: "Potato masher! Run!"
Potato Masher by The_Emperor July 13, 2009

potato sauce 

A slang term for vodka; named for vodka's being derived from fermented grain such as potato.
Hey man, pour me some of that potato sauce
potato sauce by matthewf01 October 16, 2010

Potato high syndrome 

Happens When you get so high that you become immobilized and have a hard time getting up or talking at all.
Ross smoked so much that he showed all the symptoms of the potato syndrome, he was unable to move and his words were barely audible.

Everyone could tell that Luke had been smoking some of the good stuff, he was so high he became unable to function properly.

Ryan saw how Luke was and immediately assumed he had the Potato high syndrome

potato boi 

the male counter part to butter face
he is so hot but he is a potato boi