cool player

not really caring, changing subject out of disregard. When your not impressed with someone telling you somehting but you got to say something anyway.

Ex.1
Guy1-'dood I just got this sweet CD!!' Guy2- 'cool player'

Ex.2
Guy1-'hey, i fucked your sister last nite'
Guy2-'cool player'

by Vinny_Luv May 07, 2005

bassoon player

One of the brave people who decided that playing an instrument,that looks like a tree trunk and sounds like a duck, would be a good idea.
However they also happen to be the funniest, and most crazy people you'll meet. Also they are pretty weird... Just saying.

Hey look over there at that bassoon player, why aren't they playing?

Oh, I see its because they are going around the room with their reeds quacking at people.

by Ba-soon-you-will-see February 21, 2016

Tambourine Player

This implies that a person (specifically a man) is gay or a bit sweet.

Girl, don't bring him around your man. You know the boy is a tambourine player 🙄

by That Sarcastic Chick 04 March 17, 2021

pubg player

stupid shit that probably hates on fortnite. sucks at all games and is probably toxic.

"Oh he's a pubg player, we shouldn't talk to him"

by PregnantLana February 17, 2018

Smash player

A person who wastes his or her life playing a dumb fighting game for weeaboos. #smashistrash

Brandon is a smash player.

by Yogabbagrabba May 24, 2017

fly player

one possessing the wheeled-flair of Stephen Hawking and the sexual prowess of Mother Teresa; esp. a male with a penis.

That fellow surrounded by elderly, attractive women in lingerie is quite the fly player.

by Noah Weston April 17, 2003

ukulele player

A chill bro who lives by the beach, surfs and gets the ladies. Normally really strong and good looking and knows how to charm the ladies

The ukulele player over there is sooo hott and he looks chill.

by Uker94 December 10, 2011