bassoon player

One of the brave people who decided that playing an instrument,that looks like a tree trunk and sounds like a duck, would be a good idea.
However they also happen to be the funniest, and most crazy people you'll meet. Also they are pretty weird... Just saying.

Hey look over there at that bassoon player, why aren't they playing?

Oh, I see its because they are going around the room with their reeds quacking at people.

by Ba-soon-you-will-see September 5, 2016

COD Player

A person that is a very loud type of person, and yells at everyone and wants to be the priority speaker. They are very annoying and pretty much no one likes them.

"Ok COD Player, go back to yelling at the screen and crying that you didn't win in gun game."

by lmaoimaginelolezezez September 24, 2020

Fortnite Player

Another word for gay

Person 1: I hate you
Person 2: well your a Fortnite Player
Person 1: no I'm straight

by a username of yes November 5, 2019

Fortnite Player

A fucking gay ass virgin
they usually cant shut tf up about this game
(also commenly known as fork nife)
They are ultra simps and are usually between the age of 4 - 12
Huge dickheads BTW.

john : Im gay.
Jack: SO YOUR A FORTNITE PLAYER?

by ItzmeboizYT July 29, 2020

Smash player

A person who wastes his or her life playing a dumb fighting game for weeaboos. #smashistrash

Brandon is a smash player.

by Yogabbagrabba May 24, 2017

fly player

one possessing the wheeled-flair of Stephen Hawking and the sexual prowess of Mother Teresa; esp. a male with a penis.

That fellow surrounded by elderly, attractive women in lingerie is quite the fly player.

by Noah Weston April 17, 2003

ukulele player

A chill bro who lives by the beach, surfs and gets the ladies. Normally really strong and good looking and knows how to charm the ladies

The ukulele player over there is sooo hott and he looks chill.

by Uker94 December 15, 2011