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Papa Smurf

A variation of the Tony Danza / Donkey Punch. The aggressor completely covers his naked upper body in blue makeup, puts on red tights, has or wears a white beard, and then tops the look off with a red stocking cap or for better effect red elf hat. The papa smurfer then takes the pap smurfee from behind and just before reaching climax instructs the partner to "look at me and tell me who's the boss". No matter what the answer, exclaim Papa Smurf is the Boss ya smurfin bitch! and then punch him/her in the face!
Ester and I had a wonderful time at the opera house last night and then we retired to our hotel room and I papa smurfed her ass.
by Big Gman September 24, 2008
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Papa Smurf

When you choke yourself till you're blue and masturbate at the same time.
"Last night i tried a papa smurf and I almost passed out, but then i came"
by Andrew Trivett January 15, 2008
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"Papa"

Superhead's secret lover who she has yet to reveal. There is much speculation as to which famous rapper "Papa" is , and why Superhead wants to keep it a secret, when she names everybody else in her book, "Confessions of a Video Vixen".
I know who "Papa" is, do you?
by nastina June 11, 2006
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papa

Spanish for potato. It's used for someone thats brown on the outside, but white on the inside (like a potato).
Cono papas me molestan.
by The1stLastAndOnly July 15, 2006
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Big Papa

A skinny nerd that drives a cheap Civic and macks on tons of chicks but never succeeds.
Damn, Big Papa can never get any pusy.
by Da Jello Pimp April 1, 2003
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pappas

a scumbag, but a nice guy. an adjective for the guy who has all the money in the world and always asks for a 10 spot.
That bum over there eating a gyro is a real pappas.
by O'D July 31, 2003
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Papa Charlie

We love to snack on Papa Charlie.
by J.Murph July 16, 2008
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