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PokeManiac 

Someone who, like me, is completely, totally obsessed with Pokemon. Usually own at least three Pokemon games, and numerous plushes, collectables, trading cards, and paraphanailia. Refers to Pikachu when talking about renewable energy sources. Often claims girl/boyfriend to be Misty/Ash Ketchum.
Guy One- hey, y'know that nerd's name over there?
Guy Two- The one with the Pokemon deco all over her textbooks?
Guy One- Yeah, the PokeManiac.

Guy Two- Oh, that's ________.

Pokemanz 

The cooler, more Bill Cosby way to say Pokemon.
Said by all the cool kids on the interwebz.
On Gaiaonline, anyway.
"lolol, i'ma go catch me sum pokemanz ;'D"
Pokemanz by MinaGoBoom August 8, 2009

Pokemoan 

Sound made by Pokemon Go! players when the servers go down, the battle freezes, or the game otherwise glitches.
You could hear the pokemoan at the pokestop when the server went down.
Pokemoan by esekaese July 18, 2016
wrong way of spelling pokemon. usually use by parents.
Principal: You cannot play pokeman at school.
Kid: its pokemon u fuckin retarded bitch.
pokeman by i fuck dogs for money September 24, 2004

Pokemoning 

Pokemoning (also spelled "Pokémoning") is the act of dating multiple partners (or having multiple friends) in order to collect all the desired traits that's very likely to not exist in one single individual. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."
Person 1: "Okay. I have my Sex Idiot, my Intellectual/Sophisticated Girl, my Tomboy FWB, and my Aging Squirtle. Who else am I missing?"
Person 2: "Pokemoning, I assume?"
Person 1: "Yeah. What do you think about a Crazy Tattooed Goth Chick?"
Person 2: "Gee, how many 'Pokemons' do you have?"
Person 1: "Oh, silly. The plural of Pokemon IS 'Pokemon.'"
Pokemoning by M.Powell October 18, 2012
Usually used by adults, either to annoy their kids or to make the kids turn of their game boy. There is also digiman, which is another addition to the '-man' parent language.
Pokeman is where a boy with crossed eyes runs around with a yellow mouse. Sometimes he is in the company of a blue blob or something but for the most parts he's yelling- "I'm gonna catch all youz pokeman!"
pokeman by Shottie January 7, 2005