Joe pee

man named joe who dirnks pee

did you see the joe pee on tv last night

by imtheblind September 19, 2020

pee bumps

A bump between your vagina and anus that burns when you pee....

I have pee bumps between my butt hole and vagina

by simply Complicated August 28, 2016

Pee cutter

-A strong Whiskey and water

“Get yourself a Pee cutter”

- Terrance Creech

by Mr. Thomas August 17, 2019

pee flash

When one has a sudden urge to pee that quickly goes away.

I don't wanna go to the bathroom so I keep getting pee flashes.

by YouLearnEveryDay January 26, 2015

pee jet

When you have held your pee for far longer than you should have, then you go to the bathroom and your pee shoots out very fast. This often produces a loud noise sounding like a jet or rocket.

Jimmy: Did everything come out okay?
Jonathan: Oh boy lemme tell ya! I needed to pee so bad that I pulled a pee jet!
Jimmy: I didn't need to know that
Jonathan: ...

by maxmaxmax297 January 10, 2019

Taco Pee

The juices that fall out of the opposite end of the taco when biting into it.

My shirt is covered in taco pee.

by Chelle2398 November 4, 2019

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

by Steven-O July 22, 2018