Panda Express

A fast food chain that serves "Chinese" themed food, mostly well known for its Orange Chicken. It's not authentic Chinese by any standard, but it's still delicious.

Tim Wong: Where are we going to dinner?
Steve: Panda Express
Tim Wong: That isn't real Chinese Food like they make in the motherland, but okay.

by partyrockstar222 August 11, 2016

panda sandwich

a sangwich consisting oF sourdough bread, ground panda meat, lettuce, tomato, onions, ketchup, guava jelly, camel semen, bamboo, twat waffles, cooter juice, and a big fat juicy pickle.

goes good with a cum frap.

Allie:Welcome to Douchewaffle Hut. May i take your order?
Brett: Yes, I'd like a panda sandwich, no big fat juicy pickle, and a cum frap.

by anthony6969 July 15, 2006

Panda Mask

Cumming on a girls face then cutting off ur pubes and throwing them in her face and punching both her eyes giving her the look of a panda

My girlfriend came home ten minutes late last night so i gave that bitch a panda mask

by Pandamonium19214132413289 June 30, 2009

Disgruntled Panda

A sexual act in which during the final moments of sexual intercourse, a male proceeds to ejaculate onto his female partners face, and in the process of doing so, simultaneously claps his partners ears with both of his hands in a single motion. Said motion results in the rupturing of the partners ear drums. The partner then, writhing in pain, begins to cry and mascara runs down her face. The culmination of the recipients dark, running makeup, ejaculate covered facial region, and fruitless attempt at holding her ears to alleviate the agony, all result in the physical resemblance of the Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca).

Friend 1: "Dude, did you give her the ol' Disgruntled Panda after your date last night?!"

Friend 2: "Sure did man!"

Friend 1: "And?"

Friend 2: "Shes fucking deaf, it was a horrible idea!"

Friend 2: "But I'd do it again in a heartbeat..."

by Dr. RSMiller January 29, 2012

sad panda

A mysterious person dressed in a detailed panda costume who frequently hangs out at Bowling Green in NY. He is also known to travel throughout the subways and was also spotted in Times Square.

Because his head is usually hung low, he is called "Sad Panda" by many.

whoisthepanda.com

Guy 1: "The Sad Panda is hanging near the Charging Bull again. Tourists are taking pictures with him."

Guy 2: "That panda looks so depressed. What's his deal?"

by whoishe? May 30, 2009

Panda fuckhouse

A sexual manoeuvre, a close relative of alligator fuckhouse. Correctly executed panda fuckhouse will result in a black eye for at least one participant . When one partner attempts what may be perceived by the other partner as a surprising move, the recipient will respond with a punch to their partner's eye. Double panda fuckhouse entails the punchee returning the favour with a punch to their partner's eye.

"Hey Jen, how did you get that black eye?"
"Kevin tried for anal last night, so I distracted him with alligator fuckhouse and he caught me on the rebound with his panda fuckhouse"
"Wicked night!"

by Screenlicker February 29, 2012

Stoner Panda

A really awesome and amazing person! They will always be there for you! They will do stupid, silly, and crazy things with you because they believe you are best friends. This person usually never dates and doesn't want to. This person just wants friends and to help others. The only thing is this person usually smokes marijuana. They are usually high and will always boost your confidence.

Person: I want to go on that roller coaster.
Stoner Panda: You can do it!!!

by StonerPanda666 August 3, 2016