When you take your
new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she
fucks you first by giving you a
handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t
go to the
bar tonight because of my
sore, raw and infected penis.