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crotch oven 

1-When your crotch gets so hot and sweaty during the day, your underwear starts to turn tan. More common in grown men.

2-When you put someones face in your crotch.
1-He has quite the crotch oven.
2-SURPRISE CROTCH OVEN!
crotch oven by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017
When you close up the doors and windows of a car and fart as much as you can.
Wtf is that smell? ah shit dude did you just create a fart oven?

indian oven 

The post dinner sex after a visit to the Indian palace
Buffet. When suddenly the overwhelming need to shit arrives. The common occurance is a similar result to a Dutch oven only spicier. Best done with SO in vacinity.
Cindy was screaming with pleasure that soon turned to horror as mark had subjected her to an Indian oven.
indian oven by Dorkbutt4never September 4, 2017

the oven mit

When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.
the oven mit by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017

Hairy Oven 

"she had a well hairy Oven."
Hairy Oven by Hairy Oven February 3, 2018
Dude1: Dude put the pizza in the oven at 20° for 470 minutes.
Dude2: You mean the cold oven.
cold oven by NotoriousCraig May 17, 2018