friend organ

A friend that is so good you could not live without them. Also known as a 'Friend Organ'

Andrea: Yeah tiffany is so close to me were basically attached at the hip

Chad (from Chad Africa) Sounds like you have a Friend Organ.

by GayPotato October 18, 2017

Grow organically

‘I will bang you, make no effort but expect you to stick around...while you are under the illusion it’s growing organically’ x

Chill babe, let things grow organically!

by Tinalea February 6, 2018

Profit Orgasm

A profit orgasm is the ultimate feeling of heavenly euphoria, pleasure, and ultimately a bodily & mind release of a powerful energy that one stores within them while in a trade or transaction where there is a lot on the line to lose and the rewards end up being much more than one could ever expect or hope for. The profit orgasm comes after one experiences a Profit Boner and the action that engages the profit boner is repeated again and again until a profit orgasm is achieved.

Crypto Trader: "Dude, I've been in a BTC long for about 3 weeks. My first week got me 800% ROE, second week bumped it up to 1760% ROE, and this week my long is up to 2400% ROE! Yeah, I am way past the profit boner phase and am having a full on profit orgasm! Man this is the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me!"

by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018

blow organ

to shit massively

diarrhea

to blow organ: Oh no, that pizza is gonna make me blow an organ.

I’m lactose intolerant, but I don’t care so I’m constantly blowing major organ.

by gorlsyuh October 28, 2018

Reverse Orgasm

When you orgasm but you see something that turns you off so much that it becomes a reverse orgasm and the semen gets sucked back down your dick.

That hot bitch gave me an orgasm but then she farted on my dick and it turned into a reverse orgasm.

by Repohobo September 4, 2019

knowledge organiser

Something your teacher or principle will force you to do instead of homework but it is wayyyy worse than homework and the only way you can escape this stuff is by writing down all the information and filling up one page

Person A: damn dude I forgot to do my Knowledge Organiser
Person B: Listen bro DO NOT panic just tell Mrs you forgot your book at home
Teacher: ALRIGHT KIDS HAND IN YOUR KO'S
Person A: Mrs..I...I..I forgot my knowledge organiser at home
Teacher: This means detention Mr (Person A's second name)
Person B: ohh shit

by FortnoteBotHere February 11, 2020

Biological organism

Beyond human, we are the biological organism. The lowest level of categorization.

Iam "Beyond human, we are the biological organism. As humans require an ecology to survive, we are inextricably linked with the other biological organisms. Invisibly chained to a rock by need for sustenance and gravity. A rock that is (literally) surrounded by eternity. The only one around for as far as the eye can see..."

Hym "............ And?"

Iam "..... I don't know. That's all I had."

Hym "Why start things if you don't have an ending? You're going to make it seem like I associate with idiots!"

Iam "I have an ending but I don't know how to them together. I kind of start at both ends and work my way to the middle...... And I'm not an idiot!"

Hym "Jesus Christ... Alright. Get out. Go. I'm you're taking too long and I have one."

Iam "But it's my t... *Sigh* whatever. Fine..."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2022