This is an excuse used to deflect questions from your parents/friends/roomates about where you were. Commonly used as an excuse after premarital sexual encounters.
mom- Young lady, where were you? You said you'd be home two hours ago!
me- I had to go to office hours, sorry. *wink*
me- I had to go to office hours, sorry. *wink*
by clairetoris August 14, 2006
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2) A fat idiot who polices others and cant fit in if he tries.
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Person 1: ACAB
Person 2: what does that mean
Person 1: it means all cops are bastards
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Person 2: what does that mean
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by Gay_froggo June 24, 2020
Get the Police officers mug.when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk
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by Alex March 28, 2003
Get the loan officer mug.The co-worker that has to make a huge deal out of slightest task performed around the office, usually having nothing to do with actual work that the company does.
Mike: “I came in this morning and the water cooler leaked on the floor so I got a mop and a bucket and some paper towels and cleaned it up, then I set up cones and taped it off with caution tape.
Doug: “Jesus, how much water leaked out?
Mike: “go take a look”
Doug: “it’s like the size of a dinner plate”
Mike: “yeah, but somebody could slip on it”
Doug: “but it’s carpet…………fuckin office knob”
Doug: “Jesus, how much water leaked out?
Mike: “go take a look”
Doug: “it’s like the size of a dinner plate”
Mike: “yeah, but somebody could slip on it”
Doug: “but it’s carpet…………fuckin office knob”
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