Alden’s number

The number of times Vaush says the N-Word in any given stream. It is 420,069 to the power of infinity.

Vaush Fan: Do you know Alden’s number?
Proud Anti-Vaushite: you mean the number of times he’s defended pedophilia? Not today, Satan!
*Vaush Fan explodes from getting rekt with facts and logic”

by TheRealPitbull March 20, 2021

magic number

The number of people that one has had sex with.

My magic number was eight before Spring Break. I broke double digits before coming back home.

by Mike January 6, 2005

Rule Number One

Don't post useless definitions on UD. Namely you, chris.

omfg i gotz teh bestest ideea evar! i iz gona postt thaat im coolz undur teh definition "Rule Number One"! geenius!

by Karonaway December 3, 2007

Bill Clinton number

The number of people a person has had sexual intercourse with. So called because according to Bill Clinton, oral sex isn't sex.

Her Bill Clinton number is 4.

by halcyontrooper April 2, 2011

magic number

A constant compiled into a computer program or used in a file format for the purpose of being identifiably unique. A number which could only exist in memory on purpose and rarely by accident. For example, 0 is a bad choice for a magic number, since it's the default value for memory when a computer is turned on.

Programmers use them to quickly validate a larger data structure which could crash if it guesses the type wrong, using the theory that whatever code put the magic number there probably got the rest of it right, since they would have made it store the magic number AFTER everything else checked out.

Usually it's something easy for a programmer to remember, like DEADBEEF or B00B135 or something equally assinine.

It's like a secret signal or whistle you might use with friends when trying to coordinate something sneaky.

I fed an mp3 I accidentally renamed to a avi into windows media player, but it didn't crash because it checked the magic number first.

by pr0ntab January 8, 2004

my number eight

Referring someone to the line: "You're my number eight because eight on it's side is infinity and that's what I feel like when I'm with you."

Kimmi: "I love you Marie, for you are my number eight."

by Kimmi Hauser October 5, 2007

Tragic Number

In sports, the opposite of the "magic number". The amount of games the team in 2nd place in a division needs to lose to lose the division.

Sportscenter: "The Yankees win tonight gives them a magic number of 7."

Red Sox fan: "Damn, now our tragic number is down to 7."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010