smoking umbrella

A charred corpse found in a burning home..

The fireman screamed out " we got another smoking umbrella left in the hallway."

by trickydicky January 13, 2023

Big smoke

slang for Scotland Yard/London, because of all the smoke in London.
just quite possibly the reason why the guy who snitched on the GSFs was called Big Smoke.

'Rebus is drafted down to the big smoke to work on a murder inquiry.'
Smoke and Ryder are cunts.

by bob the destroyer May 13, 2005

Smoking Jacket

A sexual act similar to the Sacramento Sweater, except with an aromatic sprinking of tobacco.

To protect myself from the ashes of my lover Eduardo's pulsating Cuban cigar I always wear my Smoking Jacket.

by Kid A+ March 24, 2009

Dragon Smoke

When smoking, take a nice long pull, then exhale completely through your nose, like a dragon.

Dan: Man, Tim blew Dragon Smoke last night and the girls went crazy, like usual.
Alex: That bastard. They always do...

by Smokey Water January 13, 2009

blowing smoke

someone who is a big 'liar liar pants on fire'!

smoke blower: So sorry dude, I have to go to an emergency meeting at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and had to cancel my flight to Sydney.
me: ok no worries, lets reschedule for next month.
smoke blower: Facebook check in 'arrived at Sydney Airport today at 10:20am'.
me: oh, he's totes blowing smoke.

by Mulder26 October 26, 2012

smoke eater

a firefighter; a fireman

An off duty smoke eater informed the police that someone planned to set off some illegal fireworks.

by Light Joker February 6, 2005

smoke signal

To smoke signal is to stand outside a fellow tokers window from a distance and with a skilled puff, shooting a sliver of smoke, taking in account wind, through an open window. A trained toker will instantly recognize the smell of the sweet cheeba and know they are being summoned.

I stood outside Dilbert's house and smoke signal'd. Within 30 seconds Dilbert was beside me hittin some cannabis.

by sebastiancee January 14, 2008