99% Joke

A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.

Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.

by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009

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Mom jokes

something really mild and possibly a pun, about the kids or the husband or cooking dinner every night. the most vanilla, suburban joke known to man

"i was making paul a sandwich yesterday, and its halloween soon, so i used a spooky cookie cutter to make it cute!! now it's a sandWITCH!"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"

by anonymous July 3, 2017

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Inside Joke

pretty good pizza

That pizza was pretty good, right guys (inside joke).

(insidejoke)

by Rawrrawrs3 December 21, 2021

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Half Joking

Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.

*guy friend climbs on top of you*
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.

by wonderlander2020 March 12, 2015

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horseshoe joke

when you make a joke about a horseshoe

you probably shouldn't make a horseshoe joke

oh its OK my friend is fine with it

by Rudespider July 1, 2020

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Joke Killer

Someone who overuses a joke so horribly that not only does it make entirely unfunny it also annoys everybody. Or someone who steals a joke and uses it so often it ruins the joke to the annoyance of the creator, sometimes causing violent outbursts.

Hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? "Who hasn't? The joke killer has been using that one 100 times a day for the past month!"

by ToProveAPointSomeNeedExtremeMe November 12, 2020

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