Noodle factory

A group of 5 or more Asians in one small location

I walked by the pia gow table at The Orleans in vegas, and it was a total Noodle Factory

by the ham man April 13, 2013

Mud Noodling

The act of sticking your fist up a girls ass as you stick your penis inside her vagina and then proceeding to jerk yourself off through the thin skin dividing her poop shoot and pussy.

Dude, last night my step-mom said if I finished my homework on time I could do whatever I wanted that evening, so I took her mud noodling

by SśS January 30, 2019

noodle dragon

A dragon with a snake like body that usually displays a (silly) cat or ferret like behaviour

Ny noodle dragon loves to play in boxes

by Finegoddamnit May 21, 2017

Portland Noodles

The act of ejaculating into a lover's armpit hair and letting it dry and get crusty. Then munching on it like dry ramen.

First usage 2018, Paul, Mayo, and Aaron

Did you seriously have Portland Noodles today?

by CASTLE6969Liberator November 2, 2018

Noodle Mic

When you're getting that sloppy toppy and she stops to talk to you while still holding your penis like a microphone

"Bro Emma was giving me that sloppy toppy today and we totally had a whole conversation over noodle mic"

by TreeRooster March 15, 2019

sparkle noodles

Delicious noodles with white sauce and green specks also known as angels hair.

"Mmm can we have sparkle noodles for dinner tonight mum?"

"Jimmy grow the hell up they don't have sparkles on them!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

Wet Noodle

Accurate depiction of John's firewall

John's firewall is as strong as a wet noodle

by DrVenable May 20, 2018