verb, also with n. forms. To be urgently requiring a dump, perhaps turtling or touching cloth, but having to pass a series of trials first. Since in this context you feel like you have a bomb in your intestine, it thus evokes feelings of being in the DS Visual Novel/Puzzler 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors.
Friend: Why'd you shit your pants, Joey?
Joey: I really needed a shit, but my dad started to write me up about the porn on my sister's computer. I was Triple Nining it for ages.
Joey: I really needed a shit, but my dad started to write me up about the porn on my sister's computer. I was Triple Nining it for ages.
by dstiles October 07, 2013
Man, get forty-nined
by Master'sThoughts.BaitUs November 14, 2019
The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).
Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?
Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
by Nickola100 February 25, 2010
I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.
by bluelagoon January 15, 2010
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