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New York hillbilly 

A person that resides in the state of ny and exhibits degenerate traits. This includes a reclusive alcoholic. Someone that Acts and partakes in childish acts of aggressive behavior instead of acting like an adult. Brags about their masculinity but then vapes for the flavor. Always wears boots even when wearing shorts and loves to go up state to get fucked up. Likes cars and trucks. But not in the respectable way as a mechanic would or someone the generally enjoys an automobile for engineering and functionality but instead likes it because it goes vroom vroom and is compensating.
Stay away from southern Tier county that’s where all the New York hillbilly live

new york thing

Something particular to New York State that is asinine in nature, very inconvenient, and benefits no one.
What is this "preparation tax?" Oh, it's a tax for having the guy make your sandwich. It's so the business can pay it's DoDo extinction tax. It's a New York thing.
new york thing by Sp100 April 7, 2020

new york sundae 

When you shove your cock in a tub of ice cream, then have anal sex with your partner, cumming inside them and putting pepperoni slices in their ass when it's left gaping.
Yo dude, that's the last time I get drunk, I woke up with a guy after he gave me a New York sundae
new york sundae by M0nti_ April 15, 2020

new york oven 

A form of the Dutch oven only in an elevator full of people instead of a bed with your significant other
I created a New York oven in the elevator on my way to my meeting, needless to say everyone in that elevator thinks less of me to this day

new york summer 

...and we're dancing in the grocery store and I love you but I don't know if I like you anymore...
"Did you hear that song New York Summer"
"Why does it exist?"

New York Finger Blaster

When you are balls deep and she keeps asking for more so you out your pistol in her ass and bust a couple caps while simultaneously nutting in her.
I hit my girl with a New York Finger Blaster last night. Let's just say she wont ask for more again.