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Fission Mailed

Derives from the game "Metal Gear Solid 2"

it means "Mission Failed". which is used as a derogative term to slander someone/ someones argument that they've put forward in a debate, it is both patronizing and shows that you're putting an end to the argument.

Considered to be part of l33t sp33k. Gaming slang. Often used as the end of a sarcastic comment.
Oh yeah!! i forgot Lilly Allen does write good lyrics!! ......Fission Mailed.
by Intrinsic_IZ_Clutch July 20, 2009
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Cantankerous Mailman

The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.
Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.
by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008
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mailbox

v.

Typically, mail boxing requires three people; two being 'together' and the third man being .. unfortunate. In on it Person A will either walk up to Unsuspecting Civilian, and perhaps engage them conversation. Meanwhile, in on it Person B will creeper-sneak behind Unsuspecting Civilian and go on all fours behind them. Person A will then shove Unsuspecting Civilian, who falls backward in a confused and, hopefully amused heap while Person B gets up unaffected. To be a successful mail box team requires time and practice, and it can be beneficial to stick with one partner (especially for the more difficult endeavors). If you find yourself an Unsuspecting Civilian, you should be happy to know that you are worth mail boxing and it's all in good fun (or is it?)

Mail boxing tends to involve three people, but can include many more if a mail box war breaks out. It is a great way to pass gym classes with subs or introduce new members to your crew or track team. (No, it's not hazing!) Such should be done in grassy areas or padded mats; avoid dangerous objects such as concrete and knives. >.>
Morgan: hey, let's go mailbox Broch.
Kristen: okay, shotty knees.

Morgan: Hey what's up?
Broch: Not, much, you?
Kristen: *crawls behind Unsuspecting Civilian*
Morgan: Oh, you know, not much.
Broch: So, you wann--*is pushed*
Morgan & Kristen: *giggle and run*
Broch: What the fuck?!
by fauxnature May 21, 2008
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Mailroom Mary

a hoebag usually found doing Pterodactylsall around texas tech campus. Primarily know for her amazing copying skills and the things she can do with our scanner.
holy crap, that girl is such a Mailroom mary. i saw her do that last night! WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THAT SCANNER!?
by Ryanjl;aksdjf February 25, 2008
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Mailbox Tuesday

The FIRST tuesday of the month where one consumes large quantities of cannabis.

MBTJustin was misinformed.

Mailbox Tuesday is also a group of people who have come together to form a strong connection (sexual relationship).
DJ: Hey guys, it's the first tuesday of the month.

Katie:Happy Mailbox Tuesday! Let's blaze!!

Brad: I'm gay!

Joey: HEWHEIEEEEHEHEHAHHAHAUEEOOO?

Tyler: I'm cool, let's hang out next sunny day. (I'll actually be snowboarding that day)
by DJK420 July 31, 2010
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mailing lists

Lists of every email: sent, received, or spammed by you. Your mail is collected, categorized, analyzed (and probably flagged if you get stuff from the "urban dictionary") by the NSA.
I'll bet Edward Snowden is sharing my porn mailing lists with the Russians.
by Highku October 11, 2013
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