Deep Meanings

A specific quality that certain people posses; a sense of deep knowledge or intentions. One could interpret deep meanings through the manner of someone, have you lived? Is their more to you than what meets the eye?

“damn that schnack had deep meanings”
“ooof them eyes had quay deep meanings”

by deepmeaningswitizzy January 9, 2019

The meaning of life

The meaning of life is to create more life.

Bacteria split. Trees bear fruit. Humans... you can figure it out.

Should anything ever, ever interfere with this basic law of nature, we'd all be screwed.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

morning wood

the biggest boner you can get. you wake up after sleeping, and your dick is hard as a rock. the best way to get rid of it is to have a sweaty sex session with some fly ruca, she will love it too.

damn baby, i got morning wood. oh well, i guess ill just have to fuck the shit out of you.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays..

A really shitty use of the word tag

If you clicked this, you know

by Freak July 30, 2003

Meaningful One Night Relationship

A nice way of saying you're going to have sex with someone and never see them again.

Mostly used by girls

"All I want tonight is a meaningful one night relationship"

by your mom March 10, 2003

good morning camper

When you wake a girl up with your balls dangling in a teabag over her face. She opens her eyes to the sight (and touch) of your fleshy scrotum and, screaming, tries to swat it away. But like any good Boy Scout, you've come prepared. You've shat in her hands so when she brings them to her face to defend herself, she smears your cocoa butter all across her face. Then, you spray her in the eyes with 'OFF!'. (Use a liberal amount to give off the feeling of a true campout.)

Jon - "Dan, you gotta help me out here. Holly and I are out of variations to spice up our sex life."
Dan - "Why don't you take her camping?"
Jon - "She's not really into the outdoors."
Dan - "You don't have to be outdoors to give a good morning camper, my friend."

by Dr. Morrison December 17, 2008

Russian Morning

Waking up after a night of drinking nothing but Vodka.

The party was fucking insane
Yeah it was good, woke up to a Russian morning though, I felt like shit.

by Iatehisliverwithsomefavabeans September 3, 2013