Matisse

matisse is the best boyfriend to ever exist. He is so stupid but that makes it cute because he doesn't know how to act around you. If you are his first experience, you'll see how cute he can be even though he can be sooo stupid. i love matisse so much

i love matisse

by lenade May 27, 2023

mahishya

Mahishya is a competitive speed walker. Everyone’s moms love Mahishya, but she goes for the dads. Mahishya cant walk straight but somehow she always wins the races. Hates boosting men’s egos

Mahishya my mom wants you

by knahnino June 2, 2023

Maths

A concept created by some arabic twats to piss off the entirety of human kind.

Person 1: What's your opinion on Maths?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Erm, hel-
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK, IS THE POINT IN INCINERATING CHILDREN'S BRAINS CELLS, TO LEARN A TOPIC, THAT'S FLAWED ANYWAYS?!?!
Person 1: Bro chill! Tf does that even mean anyways, maths isn't flawed.
Person 2: Watch fucking Veritasium on youtube. Bro literally destroys the concept of maths with a vid titles, "there is a hole at the bottom of Math".

*post watching vid*
Person 1: ......FUU-

by Punjabi Peanut June 21, 2023

Mathias Oyewusi

He's a strange creature that only appears when he plays against big teams like Galatasaray, Malmo, Basel and he ghosts against small clups like Panevežys

-Ronaldo scored hat-trick versus Spain but he ghosted against Barcelona
-He must be Mathias Oyewusi

by Patrick Bateman 2009 August 1, 2023

Matchispfmoeyphobia

Fear of Matching Profile Pictures

If you have trauma from matching profiles with someone and has developed a phobia over it, it's Matchispfmoeyphobia. A fear of Matching Profile Pictures with someone you love or care about.

"I have Matchispfmoeyphobia, It's fear of Matching profile pics with someone."

by seannzo August 18, 2023

Mathities

When someone gets an F in math.

Ugh, my sister has mathities, I am going to have to help her.

by Emmabuckley September 8, 2023

Mathiv

Calm and composed like a ocean.

A mix of Fire and ice.

The one who is intelligent but never expresses his knowledge until it's absolute necessary

One who can walk through fire to save others life
A divine blessed person

He is mathiv

by Darkproton September 24, 2023