girlfriend material

1. a female possessing those traits and characteristics which are condusive to a someones ideal of a committed, romantic companion

2. the precursor to a keeper

Jane is attractive, sane, and fun to be with. Jane is definite girlfriend material. Diane is not attractive, in therapy for her self-loathing, man-hating issues, and a total drag to be around. Diane is not girlfriend material.

by supernicii March 16, 2021

GAYJOHN NO MATES

A socially inept person who finds it hard to make friends due to his lack of interesting conversation. Favourite topics for a gayjohn no mates are ms-dos, economic trends and boys. He may become useful as an antidote to insomnia.

"Oi lads, check out that fit blond!"

"Don't be crude...now, come look at this!! I just downloaded the complete ftse 100 for my new apple mac! It only takes up 50megabytes of ram on my hard drive AND it comes free with a daniel craig screensaver! I love it when he comes out the water!"

"(YAWN!!) You're such a gayjohn no mates! NOW FUCK OFF AND GET SOME MATES!!!"

by Martin Slut January 13, 2008

Billy Faux Mates

Someone who drops meetings with real friends, by claiming to have arrangements with people no-one has ever met.

Dude he says he can't meet us tonight - he has to meet some friends from work. As if, he's such a Billy Faux Mates!

by swellyeah December 1, 2009

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

A FUCKING GREAT RAPPER! who is commonly confused for being the best rapper alive, although incredibly lyrically talented, he is liked by the fucking ignorant white suburban teenagers who define urban dictionary. the same ignorant chodes who call Lil Wayne a shitty pop mainstream rapper. YOU DO REALIZE LIL WAYNE HAS HAD LIKE ONE SONG ON THE TOP 40 CHARTS LIKE EVER? Have you heard eminems new album? Rihanna? Pink? how more poppy mainstream can you get???!! and dont even mention this little bitch ass yungin called B.o.B. people say hes saved hip hop! the most mainstream thing on the planet. i live in DC and trust me NO REGULAR BLACK KIDS I KNOW LIKE HIM!

Lil Wayne is the bet rapper alive! his metaphors are out of this fucking world! too bad lolipop is some shit, maybe i should not be ignorant and listen to his good stuff on the internet. man i wish Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers didnt go all pop on us. This B.o.B kid is a lil bitch!

by therealfukintruth September 21, 2010

material girl

instead of being a "material girl" why don't u get some materials to build a bed so u can sleep with some bitches.

material girl: MATERIALLLLL GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL
alvin from alvin and the chipmunks: shut the fuck up.

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022

matesturbate

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

by B0 Ch1zw1t July 27, 2005

mateshit

all your flat mate's belongings, strewn around the floor.

Guy 1: nice place you got here

Guy 2: yeah, if you look pat all the mateshit all over the floor

by bennnyyyyyy January 23, 2009